The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 15, 2023

better treat the condition before it escalates!

He’s on his way to Heaven. With a new step every day.

The steps really ought to be going down toward the back, but that might be difficult to show.

I guess he has a stair case.

The doctor can tell by the back tier he “Ahhhh’s.”

Shouldn’t the steps be leading down?

What? are you buying a stairway to heaven?

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A bad “Case-ment” for sure!

Could be Escher-itis

If only the doctor knew what steps to take.

what’s wrong with your food walking down the stairs to your stomach. ;)

If the doctor goes in to treat it, he should be careful to use the handrails

I can’t help but stair.

The remedy is a 12-DeStep treatment.

Hopefully it doesn’t spiral out of control.

We should all have guardrails for our tongue.

Better have him tested for Climbidia.

Stair(un)well.

Is that a concrete diagnosis?

He must be Fred Astair!

steptococcus pyogenes

It’s a result of all the traffic on his bridge.

Aren’t they supposed to be going down? Or is it, Up the Down elevator?

And he has an elevated body temperature as well.

“On the plus side, I see a little naked woman coming down. At least, I think that’s what it is.”

I guess it’s better than having Hemi-roids.

Hmm. You’d think it would be spiral.

“Don’t Tread on Me”

Didn’t anyone tell him that it’s rude to stair?