The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 10, 2024

Sacrilege!! And hilarious.

wait til you see what He does with the water!

mmmm…leftover pizza too. This god knows how to live.

He must have told Joseph Owades how to do it in 1967.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. – B. Franklin

I’m sure he used the finest hops and barley.

“From the land of sky-blue waters…….”

Funny!

And then god did sayeth, “Beer is not just for breakfast”. And it was good.

I don’t see the point of light beer. Or decaffeinated coffee. Or artificial sweeteners. Or margarine. I realize some people use these for health reasons. But I prefer the real stuff in moderation. Besides, many of those alternatives have health concerns as well.

I’d have to think lite beer came from God’s opponent.

Those original Lite spots were great. George Steinbrenner and Billie Martin was one of my favorites. But who said “I knew this was a bad idea”?

Does God get that bloated feeling?

Who would believe God had such lousy taste in beer!?

Make mine a Guinness !

That better be Bud Lite or you will be canceled!

So that is how humans came to be created, God was blitzed out of his mind.

Checking the “best by” date, the Lord saw that it was good.

He must be watching his weight because I notice he has 2% milk in the fridge.

LOL. But, no, seriously, NO.

This is about 40 years late

I think Dick Butkus (NFL) was known for saying that.

Heaven has beer? I’m ready to go! (Although I am not drinking any light type beer.)

Proof positive that god is single…

But God tasted it and he was angry that the brewers had sinned. Can I get a Burp? :)

As was pointed out in one of the books of the bible. He brews.

Well, I can only have lactose-free milk on my cereal.

This is raising an important question, what kind of pizza does God eat?

Psalms 104:14-15 “You cause the grass to grow for the cattle,and plants for people to use,to bring forth food from the earth,15 and wine to gladden the human heart,oil to make the face shine,and bread to strengthen the human heart.” But also, Noah got drunk off his wine, then crused and swore at his son and grandson for not covering up his sins. See Genesis chapter 9. Truly a sad event and it ruined Noah’s family.

10:1 odds that that pizza has pineapple on it! Prove me wrong ;) !

IT IS BOTH!!

And it was the morning and the evening of the seventh day before he stopped burping.

When I was a young man we were taught that Lite Beer was the work of The Devil.

And he saw that it tasted great, which cast grave doubt on His omniscience.