Should be renamed MashedoldDon.
The worst kind of pet, a lap woolly mammoth.
Of my friends in high school got a St Bernard puppy. He still thought it was a lap dog when he was all grown up.
(And believe me, it wasn’t easy to teach a mammoth to bark.)
“Show next guest roll over play dead trick.”
Leaves hair on the sofa too!
On the plus side: They haven’t been successfully burgled since they got him.
And once we get the jumping up under control we have to work on hum*ing their leg.
No jumping up needed, teach him not to stomp down on guests.
Ratkin Premium Member about 7 hours ago
Should be renamed MashedoldDon.
Bilan about 7 hours ago
The worst kind of pet, a lap woolly mammoth.
Queen of America about 7 hours ago
Of my friends in high school got a St Bernard puppy. He still thought it was a lap dog when he was all grown up.
Dirty Dragon about 7 hours ago
(And believe me, it wasn’t easy to teach a mammoth to bark.)
phritzg Premium Member about 6 hours ago
“Show next guest roll over play dead trick.”
The Reader Premium Member about 4 hours ago
Leaves hair on the sofa too!
nosirrom about 2 hours ago
On the plus side: They haven’t been successfully burgled since they got him.
derdave969 about 1 hour ago
And once we get the jumping up under control we have to work on hum*ing their leg.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 24 minutes ago
No jumping up needed, teach him not to stomp down on guests.