The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 24, 2024

Santa’s legs look pretty skinny for a fat man.

Santa: “That’s OK, Rudolph. I’ll get Olive, the Other Reindeer, to fill in.”

What are you talking about? Your nose will be so red you will be able to see it from outer space.

Santa just realized that it wasn’t raining during the last run.

Send in the Drones. There ought to be Drones. We’ll, maybe next year.

Aha so that why his nose always red.

He got a “code” in his nose !

Hey. That’s nothing to sneeze at.

The dry air in the stratosphere will help it.

And now all of the other reindeer will laugh and call him names again. They’re a fickle bunch.

No Christmas!! That snot funny.

You should have seen what happened that one year that Teddy the Red Nosed Senator filled in for Rudolph.

Rudolph has the sniffles. Poor baby,

I thought he was drunk until I saw the hankie

That blows!

Wreath fever?

Santa, don’t you think it’s time to call in Enos, the Brown Nosed reindeer?

“Get it together, Rudolph. We don’t navigate by smell.”

I did not need to see Santa half naked, I really didn’t.