The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 03, 2025

He’s defective. He should be once removed.

Optimus got this service free with his Prime account.

A head in a Ford.

0.57% Tar.

Peterbilt, huh. In your face, Mack!

I’m not a genealogist, but I’m guessing there might be a Blue Bomber Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robot in his family tree.

There has to be some Packard components. They just have no genetic samples to work from.

His father’s name was Alloysius.

Quite a mixed ancestry!

It won’t reveal everything. There is more than meets the eye.

As a retired truck driver that made me snort!

Hey Optimus! You aren’t looking at that JC Whitney catalog again?

What no steenky AI in ancestors?

25% Unknown? Does that happen on these DNA tests?

Ancestry was a crock. When I had an account with them, my genetic heritage changed constantly. I know from genealogy my ancestors’ origins. The one event I wanted to find was when & where my paternal great grandfather and grand mother arrived as both arrived as immigrants and I could never find that information, even with a premium account.

?% Erector Set (You can think it, jus don’t comment it.)

My niece has a cat named Peter that she calls “Peterbilt” for 25% unknown reasons…..

Surprisingly, Megatron’s ancestry had 0% Calvin Johnson.