The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 14, 2025

At least it’s not medical school.

I Figaro this took place in the Barber College of Seville.

Barberians!

1925?

I’m trying to imagine how I might look if a robot powered by A.I. cut and styled my hair. And if I’d still have both my ears attached to my head.

Is that a “pole” dance?!

They figured out that this barber school was a clip joint.

This make more sense. Me never knews why thems was wear strange looking clothes when graduation.

They took a short cut to the stage.

Well, it’s off to the clip joint, tra la, tra la.

When the tuition bill comes, they’ll get a haircut.

but why so obese?

When I was a kid, grandma used to take me downtown to get my haircut at the Barbara College. Long row of chairs, the guys nearest the door were just about to graduate and haircuts cost two dollars. The further you got towards the back, the newer, the students were, and the cheaper the haircuts. She used to take me down to the 50 Cent guys.

They all graduated magna comb laude.

Shouldn’t there be four of them?

Watch out for Sweeny.

I wonder if any of them dream of being lumberjacks?

What a bunch of smocks.

They made a quartet for Figaro´s wedding.

I heard they were a bunch of cut ups.

Mr Todd graduates.

Where’s Bugs?

these grads are a cut above…