The Buckets by Greg Cravens for January 11, 2022

This is why all priest go to heaven. Except for those that go to hell.

I tried the same thing, but nobody believed it. Especially the boss. And he kept the frame. :(

It’s awarded by proclamation.

I dont want to draw that much attention

I interact with store management for a few minutes before I leave in the morning

A simple hi and bye unless there has been a problem overnight

I really try not to have too many problems left over in the morning

i was the employee management always commended for making the other employees look so much better…

The few places where I worked and there were EOTMs, someone in HR always got it.

Greg has been EOM for 2 decades. He’s also been Employee of the Year, Decade, Century and Millennium.

Of course, his wife disagrees with him.

Always a good excuse to stop off at the local pub to celebrate the occasion. Might even get you a free drink if you frequent different pups.

My wife has a picture of her brother crossing the finish line of a marathon run. He drove to within a few blocks of the finish and jogged across. But he has the picture to show that he finished and that’s what counted to him….

Sort of like Donnie Dimbulb hanging fake Time magazine covers with his putrid mug on them in his businesses.

So anybody who has a frame can be employee of the month.

Thanks for the chuckle.