The Flying McCoys by Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy for December 27, 2009

How much for an EEEEE ticket.

The gates are closed. Does that mean there’s no vacancy in Hell?

Not even a nice place to visit…..

Do they sell postcards I can mail to politicians?

… And shouldn’t the guards be facing *in*?

A garbage can, a window box, and a happy flower over the entrance to the shop?? A comment on the current state of affairs right here in North America? “A picture is worth a …….”. Not funny.

i just don’t get it.

AND THERE WAS AUDIE MURPHY SELLING ’ TO HELL AND BACK” T-SHIRTS.

hey, joe, Hades isn’t a place. it’s a name for the god of the underworld….greek myth and all that. this is just hades manor. nice gate…trash cans are a weird touch. the brothers shot, and scored!…or is that “drawn” and quartered?

Well put Ron.

that IS the gift shop from hell

It’s nice to see that with all the fire and brimstone, the ‘keep hell clean’ committee is doing a good job keeping hell tidy with the well placed litter containers

I bet they only sell fruitcakes there :D

If Disney ran Hell

You mean Disney doesn’t??

The Nine Rules of Hades:

I: Abandon hope, all ye who enter here. A claim ticket will be provided by the Hope Check girl.

II: No outside food or drink may be brought into the Park. Water and grapes are offered at all Tantalus’ Snax kiosks, and then withheld.

III: No flash photography.

IV: Leave only your immortal soul, take only hellish memories.

V: You must be THIS tall to ride the Flume of Fire.

VI: Feel free to pet the Hell-Hounds. Go on. They’re perfectly friendly. We promise.

VII: The Happy Harpies are only ill-paid teenagers in stuffy costumes, but they’ll still rip your face off.

VIII: We mean it about the Hell-Hounds. They’re just big old puppies, really. See? They’re smiling!

IX: The single toilet facility is located at the top of Sisyphus’ mountain. The key weighs 1,000 pounds.

To increase sales, the gates of Hades added a gift shop.

I like the little pitch forks in the gift shop.

This cartoon is about their being a gift shop

in every place on earth and below. Hopefully

not in heaven.

You can get lots of gifts from the gift store at Hell Michigan: “http://www.hell2u.com/”

“I’d sell my soul for one of those ‘Wish you were here!’ postcards.” “Well, you’re in the right place.”