If you have a kid you worry about, get him ready to become a weatherperson. They will have to learn technical terms, like Hi and Lo but I’m sure they can muster up enough to do that. And if they are wrong, no problem. Nobody expects them to be right! Plum job! Wished I had known that when I was a kid.
Yalashanda over 9 years ago
Plague of street mimes may occur (for those who read Inherit the Mirth).
Superfrog over 9 years ago
Fine elsewhere.
Ubintold over 9 years ago
Covered all bases.
wizzo10 over 9 years ago
Possibility of falling dog hair from the planet Pluto!
Sara Rundle over 9 years ago
Must be a weatherperson from Missouri
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 9 years ago
If you have a kid you worry about, get him ready to become a weatherperson. They will have to learn technical terms, like Hi and Lo but I’m sure they can muster up enough to do that. And if they are wrong, no problem. Nobody expects them to be right! Plum job! Wished I had known that when I was a kid.
TOMOTH over 9 years ago
Good Morning Everyone;
My FAVORITE is when the news caster says: “And there’s a 50% chance of rain”.
WOW – like, that’s REALLY committing yourself! Now I can make my plans without worry… :-)
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
I get quite a charge out of the news team thanking the weather “forecaster” for the nice day we are expecting!
Like he/she really has anything to do with it…
Proginoskes over 9 years ago
@ denis1112: That’s because there’s a difference between weather and climate. You clearly don’t see it.
Proginoskes over 9 years ago
“Weather tonight: dark. Turning partly light by morning.”
Al Sleet, the Hippy-Dippy Weather Man(with all your hippy-dippy weather, man.)
wiatr over 9 years ago
That’s a typical weather forecast for our local NBC affiliate, a genuine CYA report.
kershawfamily over 9 years ago
Modern day Nostrodamus