Satan aka King Yemma has a desk made of mahogany. Not just any mahogany, either. This mahogany is from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are three hundred feet tall and breath fire! It is from these trees that his desk was forged two thousand years ago, using ancient blood rituals of the Malchior people. Not only does it make his desk NIGH INDESTRUCTIBLE, but it can bend the fabric of the universe itself!
Farside99 over 2 years ago
The big guy gets ten percent, according to Hunter’s contracts.
blackman2732 over 2 years ago
… and there was Hell to pay.
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Tennis balls on your horns will be the least of your issues in hell.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
LOL! Now he bounces from one fire to another…aimlessly…
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
There is going to be hell to pay by the guy with the rolling walker that’s scratching the floors because someone stole his tennis balls.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
And when they’re dragging me out of his office by my feet, they help with making less friction.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
Some times you have to stoop low to see the big guy.
comic4matt over 2 years ago
Satan aka King Yemma has a desk made of mahogany. Not just any mahogany, either. This mahogany is from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are three hundred feet tall and breath fire! It is from these trees that his desk was forged two thousand years ago, using ancient blood rituals of the Malchior people. Not only does it make his desk NIGH INDESTRUCTIBLE, but it can bend the fabric of the universe itself!
Also, it’s a very fine material. Very expensive.
…Mahogany.
StephenRice over 2 years ago
Serves him right. And left.