The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for November 19, 2021

“It’s the one on the end, wearing the Rouge à Lèvres Mat Matte lipstick.”

But really, ma’am, there are signs all over the zoo, even one on your ticket. Haven’t you seen “Madagascar”? You knew you need to be careful around these insidious beasts.

He was wearing a top hat and a monocle officer.

Oh, you’re going with the “they all look alike” argument? Oh, boy…

Skipper. It had to be Skipper. Kowalski is too honest, Private is too innocent and Rico is too crazy.

Sniff their breath; it’s the one that smells like Altoids.

Okay, WCraft. Where is you now? And where was you last night?

Blinked, he just blinked! That one!

The mean-looking one.

“Cut ‘n’ paste, boys. Cut ‘n’ paste”…

PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya Crafty!!!!!!!!! :)

What penguin? It was a midget in a tuxedo.

I resent that insinuation that we all look the same. Blatantly racist against penguins.

Seems like a cold case to me.