Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 30, 2019

I just ruined my other laptop by cutting out the coupon.

The Hogan’s Heroes marathon could be fun. But the jokers at Zillow have my house undervalued by about 40K, so it’ll have to be an organ auction.

I’ve always loved that Bruce Wayne declared that criminals are “superstitious and cowardly,” then based the entire rest of his existence on an “omen” after a bat frightened him.

Is Gibbon the Ocelot a prehistoric ancestor of Doug? Will we get lessons on how to draw him?

Maybe the snake shoulda said DiMaggio?

And it’s BerenSTAIN, but you knew that.

A false memory is a psychological phenomenon where a person recalls something that did not happen. In 2010, this shared false memory phenomenon was dubbed the “Mandela Effect”.

The lion thing is what actually happens.

The advert is sooo dang funny.XD.

Took me a moment to get the particle accelerator joke.

The draped avenger?

“And then I’ll be the Loin King!”

I can do that envelope and stamp thing. Now where did I put them?

I love Gibbon the Ocelot. Giant ground sloths have a subtle, tart sense of humor and a huge repertoire of actually entertaining card tricks.

Giant ground sloths (Megatherium americanum) were bigger than cave bears and made for an unusual and slow ride. Some claim to have seen living ones in the Amazon basin in the present time.

Megatherium is one of the largest land mammals known to have existed, weighing up to 4 tonnes11 and measuring up to 6 m (20 ft) in length from head to tail.1213 It is the largest-known ground sloth, as big as modern elephants, and would have only been exceeded in its time by a few species of mammoth. Wikipedia

I once pitched a TV series (a Hogan’s Heroes clone) about prisoners in a Taliban prison camp, but for SOME odd reason it got no traction whatsoever………

aaaagh! my spleen!

Go to Disney World

Shouldn’t that be renamed, “Parseltongue Guy Walks into a Bar”?

At last we know the secret oringes.

The lion thing is accurate (deprived of nursing, the lionesses will come into estrus ) — but it doesn’t answer the most important question of the Lion King. WHO is Nala’s father?!

Wait, what? Hey, Super Fun Pac Comix is another comix on this site! How come that is published here!