Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 28, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-tPU-UNBzY

If there is a burning building not containing the Rump would you toss him in it.?

Need you even ask? The problem is the fire department would be dealing with a yuuuuge grease fire of bigly proportions…

8. If Donald Trump jumped out of a thirteenth floor window of a burning building, would you:a) help hold the netb) get out of the wayc) grab a set of bagpipes and play “Auld Lang Syne”.

I thought that comic strips were supposed to be humorous exaggerations of real life things, NOT 100% ACCURATE descriptions of them!

If Donald Trump didn’t cheap out and omit sprinkler systems from his properties he would not need to be rescued at all. Unlike that poor fellow who died in a fire in Trump’s brass tower.

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How did Ruben get the newest King Donald of tRUMP’s Loyalty Forms?

i would help by pushing him out

Just imagine being brought out of a nine-year-long coma this afternoon.

Tip: If you want to be considered, use the “qualifications” blank to write more fawning praise of DFT in. Just put an asterisk in it and continue on the back side of the paper.

Sub-Tip: It doesn’t matter much exactly what you write, but be sure his name is in ALL CAPS and bigger than the other writing, and it should appear at least once every two lines.

Reagan and Watt tried to take the government apart, and get rid of those silly regulation enforcement folks, but Congress and the courts told ‘em “Not so fast there, back off.”.

Bonespurs, his appointees, and a treasonous, yes treasonous, right-wing of assassins of Democracy, and burners of the Constitution in the current turtle obeying cesspool, have no balls to play, having the spines of a banana slug, and the brains of a hockey puck.

Trumpy has now gone after a bureau thru the Supreme Court that helps protect us called the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. An independent bureau to protect consumers from predatory lenders in response to their activities that lead to a financial crisis a few years back. (This was the Trumpy haydays of making money.) He wants to get rid of the bureau because he maintains as the “chief executive” of the United States these independent consumer protection agencies are his to fire, hire, or interfere with as he choses since he is the CEO. Trumpy has shut down nearly all consumer protection activities…….all so he is endearing to the corporations who can continue to break rules and run rampant over the public causing financial ruin while making money.

Space allowed for bullet pointing professional qualifications—a lovely touch.

Clever. Very clever. Love it.

Daily Kos had this 2 days ago.

Just when I’d vowed to give up satire and parody for Lent…….

I love Him this much. holds thumb and index finger together tightly

Shouldn’t question 7 have “d. Vladimir Putin and his DreamWorks Trolls”?

Most concerning is that there seems to be an endless supply of applicants.

Go, ruben, go!

Trump Tower has 12 thirteenth floors. It’s a little-known fact.

Would you rathera) vote for Donald Trump, or

b) have the earth struck by a massive meteor that kills over 99% of life on earth?Take your time….