Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 26, 2023

That God-Man’s a real joker.

Next Week: “The Afterlife’s Stuck on Repeat!”

God-man needs to go bye-bye.

Deus Ex Machina, as advertised.

Godman is the biggest butterfly.

Next time, God-Man scratches his beard – CHAOS ENSUES.

I don’t know Billy either…But I do know that God-Man can’t draw Doug.

“Nosferatu’s lawyers would like a word with you.”

Deus ex borborygmus.

Panel eight. God farts.

Mortals burp, God-man emits a small belch

God-man farts 1000s die news at 6:00

If God-man is from the planet Xeq, he must have been a very good Mormon in his life. According Mormonism each planet has its own God. Our God came from the planet Kolob.

Mormon’s believe that good enough Mormon’s get their own planet to rule over when they die. Mormon’s also believe that God has a physical “glorified” (whatever that means) body as do the Holy Mother(s).

Mormon’s also believe that God has a HolyMother(s) to do the hokey pokey with. This is to produce spirit babies to possess the human, earth-bound babies.

I’m not sure of this, but the Mormons also believe that in the End Times we will be judged by God, Jesus and Joseph Smith, Mormonism’s founder.

Let us see now. Mormons don’t believe in the Holy Spirit. The Holy Spirit gets replaced by Joseph Smith. They are polytheists. They believe God came from another planetThey believe in goddesses. I could go on more, but I gotta stop here.

My point is that Mormons aren’t the Christians they claim to be, since they reject most of the spiritual Christian teachings.

This at best, makes them heretics. At worst they are pagans.

Those readers getting their panties in a bind, understand I am just stating the differences between the Mormon’s believes and actual Christian believes. Personally I could care less. Do your own thang people.

Oh, one more thing. Some Mormon will come on and deny everything I just stated. They are lying. Mormon’s are real good at hiding their believes.

Bolling is actually dyslexic. The character is really Dog-Man, and that explains a lot!

Hope (and pray) that Godman doesn’t sneeze!

When God-Man farts, I end up naked in Yakutsk. Somethin’ ain’t right. I’m thinking of going Baháʼí.

I usually don’t like crossover episodes, but this works for me.

Patrick Mahomes, immediately after winning AFC Championship game: “I want to thank God-Man.”