How about the next iteration… Man-Ant! An ant bites a radioactive human and loses its power to lift 50 times its weight, can no longer communicate through its antennae, can no longer follow ant trails, wants to do nothing but lie on a sofa all day, and is swiftly murdered by the other ants in the colony.
Had an aunt like that, a strictly by-the-book type. Strangely, her twin sister was the exact opposite and a lot more fun to hang with. May be because they were fraternal rather than identical twins.
“The Ancient Candy of Odd Flavors” makes me think of the Disgusting English Candy Drill in Gravity’s Rainbow<.i>:
“Under its tamarind glaze, the Mills bomb turns out to be luscious pepsin-flavored nougat, chock-full of tangy candied cubeb berries, and a chewy camphor-gum center. It is unspeakably awful. Slothrop’s head begins to reel with camphor fumes, his eyes are running, his tongue’s a hopeless holocaust. Cubeb? He used to smoke that stuff. ‘Poisoned…’ he is able to croak.
“‘Show a little backbone,’ advises Mrs. Quoad.”
(Mrs. Quoad is not precisely Darlene’s aunt, but she might as well be. She also suffers from “a series of antiquated diseases—greensickness, tetter, kibes, purples, imposthumes and almonds in the ears, most recently a touch of scurvy” – also an aunt-like quality.)
Anyone wishing to understand the true magnitude of Aunts’ potential mailgn influence must read P.G. Wodehouse, particularly “The Mating Season” (published in America, I believe, as “Jeeves in Springtime”).
GaryCooper almost 2 years ago
I think Ruben and I have the same aunts.
Pedmar Premium Member almost 2 years ago
How about the next iteration… Man-Ant! An ant bites a radioactive human and loses its power to lift 50 times its weight, can no longer communicate through its antennae, can no longer follow ant trails, wants to do nothing but lie on a sofa all day, and is swiftly murdered by the other ants in the colony.
paperphrique almost 2 years ago
Had an aunt like that, a strictly by-the-book type. Strangely, her twin sister was the exact opposite and a lot more fun to hang with. May be because they were fraternal rather than identical twins.
Steverino Premium Member almost 2 years ago
My mother’s sister was in the health care business. I called her Auntie Biotic.
gigagrouch almost 2 years ago
i miss my aunts. They were good to me, but i was too young to fully appreciate it at the time.
Decepticomic almost 2 years ago
Too bad Disney treats its digital effects employees and consultants like crap; otherwise, the film would’ve looked better.
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
“Uncle! Uncle!”
fritzoid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“The Ancient Candy of Odd Flavors” makes me think of the Disgusting English Candy Drill in Gravity’s Rainbow<.i>:
“Under its tamarind glaze, the Mills bomb turns out to be luscious pepsin-flavored nougat, chock-full of tangy candied cubeb berries, and a chewy camphor-gum center. It is unspeakably awful. Slothrop’s head begins to reel with camphor fumes, his eyes are running, his tongue’s a hopeless holocaust. Cubeb? He used to smoke that stuff. ‘Poisoned…’ he is able to croak.
“‘Show a little backbone,’ advises Mrs. Quoad.”
(Mrs. Quoad is not precisely Darlene’s aunt, but she might as well be. She also suffers from “a series of antiquated diseases—greensickness, tetter, kibes, purples, imposthumes and almonds in the ears, most recently a touch of scurvy” – also an aunt-like quality.)
mpolo11 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I love TtDB. But Aunt-Man doesn’t warrant this much exploration.
anomaly almost 2 years ago
Not wanting what you get is the worst.
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
Sad about the skittish cat.
Cheryl Kuhnert almost 2 years ago
Gee, I like raisins in my pancakes…uh oh.
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Oh, says the kid, “I will send you two thank-you letters … F & U.”
jpozenel almost 2 years ago
I’ve become very bored with Marvel movies. But “Auntman” is something that I might watch.
aerilim almost 2 years ago
Hey l never watched Yellowstone..
Vet Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Been there before.xD
fritzoid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Anyone wishing to understand the true magnitude of Aunts’ potential mailgn influence must read P.G. Wodehouse, particularly “The Mating Season” (published in America, I believe, as “Jeeves in Springtime”).
santa72404 almost 2 years ago
Wheres my can of aunt spray.
Ed A. almost 2 years ago
Looks like he’s got an aunt problem.