Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for March 15, 2021

Spud, you need to open an account—makes those daytime deliveries so much easier!

Too much cheese? No such thing.

spud is cutting down on the calories i see triple cheese instead of quintiple cheese

notice that bush became taller when spud was in it

spud got that real life bone meal

Spud and his connection.

Delivery guy: “Here’s a coupon. Next one’s free. Next one’s always free…”

Spud, you didn’t have him bring enough for everyone..!

Spud must of had an emergency.

Gary doesn’t deliver pizza.

I bet they used to allow deliveries to students, until Spud enrolled…

Way to go Kid

I like his looking in the window to catch someone’s eye. Someone – anyone – don’t stick me with this pizza.

I’m surprised the person answering the doorbell didn’t know who ordered the pizza given the description of the toppings. Must be new.

I wish that had been an option when I was in school…

A bunch of teachers among my in-laws. This is a relatively common occurrence …

There’s a concealed Spud in the herbaceous border.

who else but spud

Spud has to share or he will have some trouble.

No pepperoni?……

Yes, but is there cheese in the crust?

We really weren’t supposed to do that at the school where I taught, either. But one day, there was an announcement over the PA: “Whoever ordered 5 pepperoni pizzas – the delivery man is here at the front office!”

Diggin those crazy backward ears!

Hi I’m molly moskins

I said the same thing to a fellow ahead of me who bought a five pound block of cheese and he said to the clerk that it might be too much cheese. I broke in saying it was impossible to have to much cheese.

Doesn’t everybody make you pre-pay when taking the order?

I look forward to the day when WTB has a show on netflix s2