Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for July 08, 2022

Sterling: “Crayons are crunchy. I left the brown ones for you!”

SeaGull is really getting into it!

The joys of fatherhood

I choose to accept this information about Wallace’s mother as canon.

Parkour on the porch!

Oh dear. Looks like Dad needs to check on his fatherly skills. Must be failing there somehow but then again it’s Sterling so maybe it’s a good thing being Turd-man. That little guy is hard to figure out.

Look at this way Dad. At least they didn’t give it to you on Father’s Day.

Sterling is priceless! No lies coming out of his mouth!

Well that stinks.

I can’t put into words just how great these comic strips are. You never see art and writing mixed so perfectly together like this anymore. Why doesn’t everyone know about Wallace the Brave?

I can just imagine the eulogy Sterling will give at Dads funeral.

Well, so much for Dad buying ice cream today.

Remember Turdman, with great power comes great responsibility.

Ironically, I can’t write the word “t-u-r-d” in the GC comment section, but I can write turd-man.

Are you guys looking to hire someone who can actually write regex?

Gasp! I wonder if Cyborg-Mom and Turd-Man are secretly in love.

It was only a matter of time before @WillHenry gave the Seagull dialogue. POW

Really, Txxd Man. He should have at least been called, Lobster Man….

Poor ol’ Dad. When’s he gonna learn not to say “…kinda looks like me” out loud? But Sterling loves Evil (and terds [ha ha it passed] as well), so he is excited to tell Dad!

ROFL

And relationship to Amber T u r d?

I see Wallace did the mom character and Sterling the Dad. Hmmm Poor Dad as he is a cool Dad

Seagull has a line!

Turdman has arrived in Klingsor, capital of Nuevo Germania which was once Paraguay till 1881 when a large number of disaffected Germans moved there in 1870. Night-Guant, a female superhero scientist using nanites she builds gives her powers and must deal with the smelly criminal. Not counting the street waffen and the SS-Verfügungstruppe (SS-VT) (English: SS Dispositional Troops) along with the police (NORPO) handle criminals usually in a violent way. SS – Stürm Strupp or Assault Troops also work with the Geist-Jägers “Ghost Hunters” when needed. Turdman is going to mess all of this spit and polish into a noisome pile.

Behold, the Fecal Foe.

Dad stepped right into that one. He should have known what he was getting into when he agreed to look at the comic!

[Gasp] Evil T-Man? The horror!

Made me laugh.

Rude!