Hmm. There was a porcucorn at my grade school. The janitor, Mr. Tully, had made a thick leather saddle for it. He used to ride it to school everyday. Its name was Feathers.
Geez, why would something like that even exist? Unicorns are dangerous enough as it is. I mean really, you have to be a pure of heart virgin to even approach one so how many of those can there even be in today’s world? This is getting too intense, no more fantasy novels for a while.
Reminds me of a guy I knew that said he had a 50% chance of winning the lottery. He would either win or he would lose, 2 options, must be 50% chance of either.
One day in elementary school our teacher commented, “Did you ever notice that we have spinach with lunch every time they cut the lawn.” Student grade spinach
Faustus Mitternacht almost 2 years ago
Student Grade Spinach. Should Popeye be worried?
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Student Grade Spinach = Soylent Green?!
tzid almost 2 years ago
Sometimes Wallace’s logic is impeccable. This isn’t one of those times but still.
enigmamz almost 2 years ago
Will the colors make Marigold jealous?
Tigrisan Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Gotta love Wallace’s optimism…
jschumaker almost 2 years ago
Rose has keys to the utility closet? I wonder what else.
Ida No almost 2 years ago
“The world is going all to heck and it’s going to be glorious! Pass me the porcucorn.”
crookedwolf Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Does that sign mean Will Henry is breakdancing…?
PapaNambu Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Porcucorn power!
golfgranny47 almost 2 years ago
I love Wallace’s imagination!
rossevrymn almost 2 years ago
Derivative science, you’ve got it, Wallace.
rroxxanna almost 2 years ago
Hmm. There was a porcucorn at my grade school. The janitor, Mr. Tully, had made a thick leather saddle for it. He used to ride it to school everyday. Its name was Feathers.
morningglory73 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Too much sugar in Wallace’s cereal today?
NRHAWK Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Geez, why would something like that even exist? Unicorns are dangerous enough as it is. I mean really, you have to be a pure of heart virgin to even approach one so how many of those can there even be in today’s world? This is getting too intense, no more fantasy novels for a while.
@hiho almost 2 years ago
should ROSE be worried???
scyphi26 almost 2 years ago
Hard to argue with that logic.
Trond Sätre Premium Member almost 2 years ago
For the same reason, he could be thinking Bigfoot is there
donwestonmysteries almost 2 years ago
Rose is hip. She’s hiding it from Wallace.
swenbu Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Seagull is apparently sensible enough not to show up here!
raybarb44 almost 2 years ago
Sounds logical to me…..
DM2860 almost 2 years ago
Reminds me of a guy I knew that said he had a 50% chance of winning the lottery. He would either win or he would lose, 2 options, must be 50% chance of either.
PoodleGroomer almost 2 years ago
It looks like the wiring run in a network closet.
Dr_Fogg almost 2 years ago
Good logic!!
Roadtripper almost 2 years ago
Kid logic.
wordsmeet almost 2 years ago
Wait until the porcucorn flexes his Popeye muscles.
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I like Wallace’s logic.
lrwells40 9 months ago
One day in elementary school our teacher commented, “Did you ever notice that we have spinach with lunch every time they cut the lawn.” Student grade spinach