Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for August 05, 2023

Judging by Spud’s previous experiences he will now escape the Deadly Shadow by walking off the cliff.

So… don’t SPIT into the wind, the song says. But I think the principle can be generalized!

Will “the Chimp” Henry? Any relation to Frank “Monkey Boy” Cho, who used to do the Liberty Meadows strip?

Let’s all watch Spud fall off the cliff. Hey! It’s secluded down there, he can pee in private..so that’s a plus.

Something about “Spitting into the wind” comes to mind here.

The bad luck continues to mount…

complications mount

I’m surprised how many people have heard don’t spit into the wind but not “don’t p*ss into the wind.”

Some of you need salty grandparents haha

Loving how existential their crisis is – hopefully it’s To Be Continued!

You never pee into the wind.

Kind of a testy response for Wallace.

If only Spud could read the comments. Years of wisdom packed into a few sentences.

So Spud originally said:

“If you STAND in the shadow of a lighthouse, you have a summer of bad luck.”

Why not just walk (briskly, to show respect to the spirits behind the curse) through the shadow without pausing to stand?

Yikes. This is about to take a sharp turn…just like pee in the wind.

Spud, never pee in the wind.

Urine for a lesson about aerodynamics

Time to scale the outside of the lighthouse and Spiderman your way around it.

uh oh

It’s never a good idea to pee into the wind.

Let’s see Spud face the wind to cool down while he pees. :D

This is not going to end well..

Write your name in the sand? Downwind, lad.

I’m reminded of Jackie the Jokeman’s mother sitting in the back seat of his moving car

Imagine this discussion appearing in the comics even thirty years ago. Wouldn’t happen.

We won’t know what happens to Spud (and Wallace) until Monday.

ROFL