Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for November 25, 2022

You were expecting to get the dirt maybe?

It’s the blue dot cleanser, for cleaning those dirty blue dots!

That’s not soap! It’s a Japanese wrestler!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hi69

“Hiroki Tanabe is a Japanese professional wrestler better known by his ring name Hi69 (pronounced as Hiroki).”

It pays to advertise…….

Sounds like something special but it’s same old same old. Hype is everything.

you have to mix it with dihydrogen monoxide for best results

My favorite food additive Sl o2… silicon dioxide… sand.

Saponification is an event that occurs after death in which a body undergoes chemical changes that transform body fat into a substance called adipocere. Adipocere is a byproduct of decomposition. It is an organic material, with the consistency of semi-hard cheese and a soapy, waxy texture

Label wasn’t lying….

The power of advertising and the uninformed.

Not unlike the “Oxy!” theme for your laundry or carpet cleaners. A minor amount of oxygen peroxide added to the solution, and you can add dollars to the price tag. Or you can buy a quart/liter of it for a couple of bucks and dose all your cleaners yourself.

In 2022 it’s a computer monitor.