Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for October 25, 2024

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    seanfear  28 days ago

    Rodnocchio

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    C  28 days ago

    Why that’s treesinus

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    alien011  28 days ago

    That’s one way to increase your … size.

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    BigDaveGlass  28 days ago

    ….. And I had a sinking feeling as I plungered into despair. It’s snot fair.

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    Calvinist1966  28 days ago

    I think I have mentioned this before but this is from high school. One of my best friends told me he was writing a comedy version of Hamlet. I don’t know if he really wrote it but he told me he was writing it. In the part where the soldiers as trees walk to MacBeth’s castle, one of them gets Dutch Elm Disease. When they reach the castle door, they use one of their team as the battering ram to break in.

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    Strider Keninginne Premium Member 28 days ago

    Rodney got in touch with his inner elephant.

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    sandpiper  28 days ago

    But it proves camouflage works. Accidents happen

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    will.pittenger1  28 days ago

    How does he breathe with that on his nose?

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    artegal  28 days ago

    Who pulls firewood off trees? Isn’t it easier to burn the dead wood that’s on the ground?

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    brklnbern  28 days ago

    Isn’t the King kind hearted?

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    sincavage05  27 days ago

    And he left that big honking one??

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