Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 22, 2024

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    oldpine52  about 16 hours ago

    There will be wide spread light through the day followed by darkness over night.

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    BigDaveGlass  about 15 hours ago

    It’s like the hanging string of Skye. If it’s wet, it’s raining, If it’s moving, it’s windy. If it’s gone, then it’s an earthquake!

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    Calvinist1966  about 11 hours ago

    Never try to BS a BS expert like the Fink.

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    KimmiesAndrews  about 11 hours ago

    No matter what weather meteorologist states about the weather, it’s always wrong; and they still get a pay check.

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    gammaguy  about 9 hours ago

    Wiz is batting a thousand without batting an eyelash.

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    The Orange Mailman  about 9 hours ago

    What about the hygrometer?

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    cracker65  about 9 hours ago

    Sounds like he’s describing conditions for a tornado.

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    sandpiper  about 8 hours ago

    It’s known as the ‘waffle’ report.

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    Cerabooge  about 7 hours ago

    Now I want to hear from the Hippy Dippy Weatherman.

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    will.pittenger1  about 6 hours ago

    Ah, the front types are “warm”, “cold”, “occluded”, and “stationary”. “High” and “low” aren’t on the list. When meteorologists talk about highs and lows in association with fronts, it’s where the air pressure is highest or lowest. Those control the fronts and move along the jet stream.

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    johnaapc  about 6 hours ago

    he could have at least used proper terminology. It is not a high front or a low front.

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    petermerck  about 5 hours ago

    50% chance of rain means they’re guessing.

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    brklnbern  about 4 hours ago

    This report the King could do for himself.

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    brklnbern  about 4 hours ago

    Well they do say meteorology is an inexact science,

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