Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 08, 2016

B.B. King

No 2: King – vengeful-angry

i think this is a dig at the 2016 u.s. presidential candidates. it could also be ‘deplorable’ and ‘slightly less deplorable’. if donald chump gets in, there goes more of my social security than if clinton gets in.

Oye what we don’t see in this panel is the razor sharp blade,borrowed from “The Pit and the Pendulum” hanging from the ceiling that activates should you pull down EITHER lever. Sinister LOL

Both levers open up a trap door beneath your feet.

Show of hands… who else is suffering from acute election fatigue?

Such are today’s choices.

I voted early for every Democrat on the ballot.

The hyenas in Lion King: “No king, no king, la la la la la la!”

“You don’t vote for king!”

“Well how do you become king then?”

… and now beginneth the run up for the 2018 congressional elections.

Only four years!

Clinton could be in jail and Democrats would still vote for her, just saying they aren’t very independent thinkers, despite the fact they ‘claim’ to be open minded. I could never vote for someone who thinks rape is okay, that includes defending a child rapist and thinking a year is a okay sentence because its her job (so much for watching out for women) that also includes threatening people your husband raped and groping women.

Third party vote for me. The lesser of two evils is still voting for evil.

3 the king lying peacefully in his coffin under 5 tons of rock

(prior demise optional)

Now that would be interesting – a candidate with multiple personalities

Best of luck with that!!

It really shouldn’t matter. Only fanatics vote, and those who maybe have a conscience decide not to vote at all and negate that right. They don’t realize that is also part of the problem.

Not much choice ha?

In India we also have the option of “NOTA” i.e. None of the Above!

The citizens of Id are much too dumb and lazy to overthrow their Fink and get rid of him.