Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 31, 2018

Snowminator 2: snowpocalypse!

Couldn’t the Wiz summon up some warmer weather to melt.. wait. No. He’ll probably accidentally summon up a heat wave.

Obviously, the solution is a pack of dogs that need to ‘go’.

bring out the fire breathing dragon.

Try some of the Wiz’s hot Chili. Should melt anything.

Menopausal Blanche should be able to hot flash that snow pile into oblivion.

Menopausal Blanche should be able to hot flash that snow pile into oblivion.

What happened between yesterday and today when the snow monster is just a pile of snow?

Snowzilla!

OH SNO!

Snow much for that, huh?

“Yeah, I made a snowman. Snow what?”

“Snow long, pal. I’m outta here!”

“It was either him or a snowflake… And I say, snowman was the better choice..”

As Ethel Merman used to sing, “There’s no monsters like snow monsters like no monsters I know…”

As Ethel Merman used to sing, “There’s no monsters like snow monsters like no monsters I know…”

I don’t get it. Why is it “No on the cannon?”

Torches, boiling oil, a snowblower… wait, he might like that last one!

Glorp

They have to erase the aleph on his forehead to change “truth” to “death”