Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 02, 2018

Happy now?

a bit to common for me.. I am bald and the scars show…

wasn’t hard enough Rodney, didn’t knock his crown off

It looks like poor Rodney is going to wind up in the dungeon.

Be careful what you command, Your Majesty!

I’m 6’4" and liking it. The air is clearer up here. I’ll just leave you little people down there in the smog.

Knock the Fink’s head a little harder and perhaps you will finally be rid of him.

It’s not all that great!

I grew up in a house with low doorways. I’m 6’3". I now live in a house with 9’ ceilings and normal doorways.

Some experiences are best not experienced.

I’m 6’4" tall. I grew up in a home that I had to duck to get in the door. Left home for some time. A return visit my little brother and I were messing around, he ran out the front door with me three steps behind him. He ducked, I forgot. Knocked me out cold!

In junior high I was the shortest, skinniest kid in school. My nick name was BIG AL! Go figure.

P.S. to last. I had a very tall friend that everyone called Little John.

now that the nose is as big as his body will he get rhinoplasty?

Today’s strip could be an analogy for that common desire, “Anyone can be president.” But once they rise to power, they discover there are bumps along the way. That is probably why Oprah chooses to keep her feet on the ground.

I have read this strip for more years than I care to remember, but a thought just struck me. Does the king have a wife,? I don’t ever remember one.

Like the lump on your head, Finky?

Panel 4 (not shown), Rodney chained upside down in the dungeon.

I think they’re exaggerating his nose