Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 09, 2018

  1. Trollspry
    Enter.Name.Here  over 6 years ago

    “No, it’s OK. That’s a poison worm.”

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    How do you think the poison got inside the apple in the first place?

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Organic or GMO?

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    paranormal  over 6 years ago

    Read the fine print: ‘Poison not effective on worms’

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    Gent  over 6 years ago

    Well, that’s the iWorm, Witch.

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    flagmichael  over 6 years ago

    Not good timing for me. Some low-life poisoned our dogs this week and two have died of kidney failure – the vet is waiting for labs to confirm it was antifreeze. The grandkids are crushed. It’s a good strip but my timing stinks again.

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    redback  over 6 years ago

    Did anybody see ‘The Labyrinth’?

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    tcayer  over 6 years ago

    “What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm!”

    Ba dum bum.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 6 years ago

    You need to eat the worm to get the full benefit of the poison.

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  over 6 years ago

    Witches Be Loco!

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    meg_grif  over 6 years ago

    The apple’s not defective. It’s just that the worm spent the last few years building up an immunity to Iocane powder.

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