Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 11, 2018

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    To paraphrase a Procter & Gamble Co. saying — Life is better through chemicals.

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    khmo  over 6 years ago

    A variant of a DuPont advertising slogan, “Better Things for Better Living…Through Chemistry.” DuPont adopted it in 1935 and it was their slogan until 1982 when the “Through Chemistry” part was dropped. Since 1999, their slogan has been “The miracles of science”.

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    gammaguy  over 6 years ago

    What they need is a pool shark.

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    rshive  over 6 years ago

    On a technical basis, one sort of wonders how there’s even a relationship between percentages and pH.

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    Display  over 6 years ago

    Since Parker and Hart pool their efforts and have such good chemistry I’d like to say that I find these acidic comments are baseless but I’ll remain neutral.

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    JC1968  over 6 years ago

    Drop a Baby Ruth Bar in there!

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    h.v.greenman  over 6 years ago

    But is it off high or low?

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Pee in it.

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    dadlivonia  over 6 years ago

    Don’t let the pursuit of perfection be the enemy of the attainment of good

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    John Wiley Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Homeopathic pool maintenance.

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    paullp Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I wouldn’t have expected the wizard to be so scientific; I thought his stock-in-trade is magic.

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    jbarnes  over 6 years ago

    When the Wizard creates a moat monster for the pool, how will that affect the pH?

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Eighty-three micro-percent off! Getting a little picky there!

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    bigcatbusiness  over 6 years ago

    I recently got a job, and part of it is examine pool P.H. Funny how this is showing it precisely when I start.

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