Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 19, 2018

You want know an other magic? Try winning an argument!

No muggle, this one.

Bag of holding.

The real magic is that she found the keys!

I’ll bite my tongue before I mention my wife’s purse.

What? No bowling ball?

Is this the female’s version of a weight bag? You will need to do some serious work-outs to cart this bag around malls and such like places.

What? No 3,427 used facial tissues? No planners from 2005-2008? Where are the 47 pens with no ink? And no matter what there’s never a wallet in there when going out anywhere with the Wiz.

‘Undetectable Extension Charm’, of course!

Reminds me of Harpo Marx.

Man’s eternal mystery

Mary Poppins’ ancestor.

Time Lord technology. Bigger on the inside.

See today’s That-a-Baby for more magic

No magic…. T.A.R.D.I.S.

There is a YouTube video from “It’s a Southern Thing” about a woman’s purse, you can see it at https://youtu.be/8Rl7JjRy1cU

My wife has so much coinage in her wallet you could use it as a black jack. i repeatedly tell her to empty it out or get a permit to carry a concealed weapon.

Its the undetectable extension charm

If a woman wants you to check for something in her purse, the only proper response is, to quote Monty Python, “Run away, Run away!”

The same bag company used by Mary Poppins and Felix The Cat.

Felix has one like that.

Paul Petersen’s “She can’t find her keys…”

Have you ever watched a man empty out his pockets? So much stuff!!!!

Everything but the kitchen sink.

She’s Mary Poppins!

Keys for a dragon???

Am I the only one who noticed her curling iron is in fact a flat iron?