Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 19, 2018

they didn’t have in 2XSM?

The Fink should do his clothes shopping in the children’s department.

What’s wrong with sweater weather ? I happen to like it.

Wash it in hot water and it will shrink.

Yeah, it’s time for wearing stupid sweaters.

Sears is having a closeout on Stupid Sweaters…and everything else.

Didn’t have someone knit you a proper midget-sized sweater, eh Fink?

Except sweaters are useless in a strong wind.

so don’t have a stupid sweater, get a smart one instead.

I needed more than a sweater this morning!

The forecast for tomorrow here in northeast Florida is 90° F. I don’t need a sweater, I need to strap an air conditioner on my back.

Add some eyeholes and shorten the hem, and it looks ideal. Your tailer can then sell that model on the side, calling it ‘The Fink Special’.

Hey ! Why isn’t the “fink” in his carriage ?

They didn’t have concrete paved sidewalks back in Id!

I never liked sweaters. I prefer zip up hoodies. Easy to take off indoors.

No Baby Gaps in Id.

Why am I reminded of A Christmas Story?