Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 21, 2018

Yeah, Wiz, leave them alone!

If you have any pet, even a tree, it’s your responsibility to look after it’s droppings.

Just don’t have Mickey Mouse do that or there is liable to be trouble. He caused a lot of trouble in Fantasia with brooms.

So why didn’t he just zap the leaves away? Wizards, always doing things the hard way.

Wow… that tree is sure insulting, calling the Wiz after that small, obnoxious, evil little runt on the throne…

now if only i could learn that spell.

I always thought the king was the fink.

I’d give him ten bucks for that rake.

should have just skipped the whole process and made it into compost for the tree!

Where can I buy a good wand?

Right now, in central VA, I’d give a lot for that wand and the spell. Bags I can buy. Desire to rake leaves, I can’t.

My acme leaf blower, can do better than that. It blows the leaves in my neighbors yard, and that’s a better gag than this one. Try and do better tomorrow. I need a laugh.

Don’t mind the leaves from our neighbors cottonwood trees that cover our lawn, it’s the limbs that shed at the lightest breeze that get hidden under them. Serious shards fly out when I mow over them! Sheesh!

For once it’s not the King being called a fink.