Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 13, 2019

The dangers of artificial weather controls.

better him than the other Weather Wizard….https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weather_Wizard

He’s a weatherman. Won’t conjuring up a blizzard to match his prediction ruin his reputation?

He can have the one we’re having.

You can bet that day when that forty days and forty nights of rain began the weatherman said it was going to be sunny and nice all day.

Tonight’s forecast…Dark, followed by widely scattered light in the morning.

The report is accurate. Just not for Id.

When did the peasants get the tower guard jobs? Aren’t those towers manned by chain-mail armored knights?

We just got 18 inches Fri/Sat. That’s more then enough for us, thank you!

I believe he’s the same guy who gives us our forecast ?

So Friday night and Saturday morning Kansas City got the biggest snowfall in 3 years. Saturday afternoon the Chiefs played the Colts in the open stadium.

Yup, forecasting the weather is a tricky business. Might as well bring in a wizard.

Coming this week: The Blizzard of Id!!

Don’t bother, we’re used to you being wrong.

I think someone already did. Luckily it missed where I live. Everyone be safe!

He forgot to add “Stock up on bread and milk.”