Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 03, 2019

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    Tog  about 5 years ago

    That should make the party go with a bang. Admit it, you were afraid some would say that weren’t you.

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    docforbin  about 5 years ago

    The King definitely isn’t going to make this Fourth of July safe and sane like Jerry’s calendar exhorted him and Nibbles to do in that Tom and Jerry cartoon “Safety Second”.

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    jagedlo  about 5 years ago

    must be a small camp….that or they’re going to need more fireworks!

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    tripwire45  about 5 years ago

    Technically, the King should have said “both” since there were only two choices.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  about 5 years ago

    He should have just said “yes.”

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    jpayne4040  about 5 years ago

    Watch out for spies who might set off your stash prematurely!

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Fuel for the tanks, perhaps?

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    wirepunchr  about 5 years ago

    Shades of Guy Fawkes.

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    TexTech  about 5 years ago

    If that is stored in the basement of the castle and someone is careless, you could have a premature Guy Fawkes Day.

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    Sportymonk  about 5 years ago

    BRAVO! Reminds me of the image of Washington crossing the river in the snow and it said something to the effect of – Attack on Christmas morning at the crack of dawn in freezing weather? We did it before and we can do it again!

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Couldn’t we invite the Taliban to that “celebration” and just be done with it?!

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    Plods with ...™  about 5 years ago

    Looks like he’s saving up for Guy Fawke’s Night

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    ejrayh  about 5 years ago

    Why do you think Trump wants tanks and air force flyovers in D.C. on Thursday?

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    KEA  about 5 years ago

    Might as well do something useful with all that firepower.

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    Dr_Fogg  about 5 years ago

    wildfire in a can?

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    Mediatech  about 5 years ago

    4th of July, or Guy Fawkes day?

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    meg_grif  about 5 years ago

    The barrels of “wildfire” are a Game of Thrones reference.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 5 years ago

    Is every comic strip going to be this destructive on the 4th tomorrow?

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    xsintricks  about 5 years ago

    Anyone know where Guy Fawkes is right now?

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    B UTTONS  about 5 years ago

    … and for sale to the Democrats’ presidential candidates’ for their next debate.

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