Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 07, 2020

I see he emulates my golf style.

Looks more like de-struction.

Now that’s a divot.

Look at the hole location! I thought 17 at Sawgrass was bad!!!

Is that why they call that type of club a wedge?

Rodney is playing through to Wuhan China. (Par 1,000,000)

Rodney, construction? No way! Ditch digger? Perhaps.

Coordination plus.

A good place to put the new dungeon and it’s first occupant.

I’m surprised Rodney’s strong enough to hold up all that dirt!

He has a very in-divot-ual style.

I think Rodney is considering a career in land-escaping.

Are those flies hovering over the kings bag? What’s he got in there?

Maybe he has a future as a golf gopher. I hear there is an opening at National Lampoon. Now that I think of it, I miss those guys.

What on EARTH do you mean, Fink?! :D

No sire, but you should learn to take defeat….FORE

Always replace your divots.

Construction, destruction… in the end, they’re both the same.

Excavation?

It would have to be in a Private Company. He would never Make It in a Government one like road repair,etc. because He is Actually Doing Something and Working. :-)

I was asked not to come back to the golf course until next Spring when they needed some plowing done.

Hole in one.

when I do that I simply drop a few corn kernels in the hole before replacing the dirt. should see all the mini corn fields on the tees in our area :)

That is why Sir Rodney should stick to being a caddy.

Divits are me.

If it goes left it’s a hook, if it goes right it’s a slice, and if it goes straight it’s a miracle.

I tried a golf driving range once. One hundred yards out and one hundred yards back. They made me quit for safety reasons. Safety for every one else.

Wouldn’t a career in demolition be more appropriate.

He can dig it.

That shot was made by fink and handed over to Rodney before Parker started drawing.