Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 25, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  over 4 years ago

    Canned Kabob! (Grin!) Dodge-ball is banned because the little tyrant doesn’t like to give the masses ideas of what to do with the beach-ball on the throne! (Smirk!)

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    Fink gets to the POINT.

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    rshive  over 4 years ago

    Cheap thrills.

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    finkd  over 4 years ago

    Well, Rodney, in dodge ball, there’s a chance the player will “dodge” the ball thrown at them and not get hurt.In jousting, the two knights HAVE to hit each other with their lances, thus increasing the chance of pain and bloodletting. For Shorty ( aka the king ), no pain truly IS no gain, so he OK’ed the more violent option.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 4 years ago

    Training for combat anticipates a number of fatalities along the way.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It helps that the Fink isn’t shaped like a lance.

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    Dodge ball is banned is because the people began throwing it at the fink.

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    jagedlo  over 4 years ago

    Great…now I’m thinking of the movie “Dodgeball”….https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364725/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

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    namleht  over 4 years ago

    The more you sweat…the less you bleed

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    Prey  over 4 years ago

    same reason playing chicken with the traffic is illegal and shopping in the sales isn´t.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Surely you joust?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Jousting is done professionally and the men take their chances for money. Dodge ball is just something so that the gym teacher can pick out the jocks from the flock. Bet on the jocks and invest in the targets.

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    timinwsac Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Wonder what jousting would have been like under O.S.H.A.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Does this mean no javelin soccer?

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    geese28  over 4 years ago

    Going by the way PC is headed, dodgeball may soon become Huggyball (instead of a ball to the head, you hug it instead)

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    t_a_80111  over 4 years ago

    Horses always have at least one hoof on the ground except when jumping. These horses are running, not jumping.

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    klink49  over 4 years ago

    I hope those lances are 2 metres long!

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    “Wham”? Ironically, today is George Michael’s birthday!

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 4 years ago

    No honor in dodgeball, maybe?

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