Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 05, 2021

The Fink needs spells spelled.

It wasn’t your wife. The printers busted so you can’t collect anymore stimulus. We gave most of it away to hackers anyway.

Considering what the Wiz can do, King Fink. Do you really want to get on his bad side? You might win, (although I don’t see how), but the victory would be Pyrrhic indeed.

Well, it certainly wasn’t Henry!

Seems the speech bubble is from the guards, not the king?

I’ve now seen several strips in which the king tells the Wiz that he must get back to work. I wonder what his job consists of?

Must’ve use up his sick days

Ah yes. Sort of like “bed rest” in the Marine Corps. The Corpsman says the 48 hours and the Gunny gives you 8, if you’re lucky.

Physician heal thyself.

hey Wiz – you should have just ZOOMED it in!! (don’t know how to put “zoom” in italics with speed dashes around it).

Where did the door come from, between panels 1 and 2?

Serious injuries can occur when a really heavy loose Leaf falls on a non-paper foot.

She married him for better or for worse, but not for lunch.

I’d be careful if I were you King Fink.

Maybe his wife wants the same luck as Mrs. Andy Capp.

Not wishing to be overly picky, but…where did the door come from in the second panel?

That door screwup IS pretty funny.

Where’d the door come from.

The fink understands his wife better. All husbands do.

Somebody gotta keep the huns at bay.