Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 22, 2021

One doesn’t have to read it. Take myself, who doesn’t use Twitter.

Wait, didn’t Twitter ban the “King” for inciting an insurrection…?

Be glad the Fink doesn’t send you a “Howler”.

I don’t use Twitter, instagram, or any of the other “social network” garbage. And I don’t feel left out nor miss it.

I wish I had a pigeon tower.

Where is the King’s Trainer/(Drill Instructor)?

The King’s Twitter feed, now with more Ads!

Twitter would be way cooler if they really did use birds.

“Why do I follow the King’s twitter feed?”

Because the style of his delivery is so COOl.

Garfield did an exercise arc. He tried a push-up, but did not move a bit. He said, That’s ‘push’. Tomorrow I do ‘up’

I am surprised the king doesn’t have a designated workout person to do the exercises while he watches.

Hmm I see this going on in the not too distant future #watchitordie