Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 16, 2021

Like all children, They want to do their reading on the cereal box.

The Wiz was a chunky lad.

He looks like he’s thirty if he’s a day.

Harry Potter is nothing before you, Wiz.

Adulthood not so much. Robinhood, well we can dream. Streethood, now you’re talkin’ to Mister G.

It must have been a wand-derful cereal.

He was told (instructed) from an early age to “Use your words.” and to “Say the magic word(s).” and to “Use your magic words.”

I thought it was Wingardium Leviosa.

I wonder if it was Lucky Charms cereal…because you know they’re magically delicious…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-OYybJUR_I

Hmm I thought Lucky Charms would be a bit foe the wiz

Bung getting a jump on sober

All that and not a bit of Hogwarts.

My childhood was relatively boring. I would not like to be a wizard.

That was his Childhood Fantasy.

Yeah, your mother nearly pulled all her hair out!!!

Is that surreal cereal?