Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 08, 2022

Show the troops the road.

The troops are questioning: Why does the army cross the road?

Military Tactics: Lesson one. Never go into battle without a clear objective. Lesson two. Always be determined to win. Lesson three. Who the hell asked the New York Times?

That’s always been their tactic. Especially with Rodney the Chicken Hearted in command.

Well and truly plucked…….

Is that why your army pecks at everything?

Is this the Id army version of “You are what you eat”?

Chicken Feed? I thought that was what the fink is paying them. You can’t fly with the eagles if you hang with the chickens.

Running out of Rations, are we?

Putting the mess back in mess.

The Fink is a clucking troll

We didn’t call it “Retreat”, we called it “Attacking to the rear”! Ha!

That and Rodney’s brilliant command.

Maybe feed them something more scary, like beef.

To get to the other tent!

It’s better than chicken feet!

“An army marches on it’s stomach.” It runs on chicken feed.

I thought that was the payroll.

Poor John…..

Forward Attack. To the Rear Attack. And watch your sides, that was Custers mistake.

Oh, really… they would act like chickens no matter what they ate.

When they start laying eggs you may be singing a different tune.

So that’s what the Ottawa police have been eating.

That cook is very much like Orville from “Crock”.