Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 25, 2022

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    Wilde Bill  over 2 years ago

    Maybe Rodney is older than he has let on.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 2 years ago

    It was a great shock when I learned I’m two inches shorter than my driver’s license says.

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    momofalex7  over 2 years ago

    Blame gravity.

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    jagedlo  over 2 years ago

    cigars, cigarettes, and the like…right, Rodney? Not the putting you on fire and seeing you smoke…

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    sargon1  over 2 years ago

    Many men’s prostates keep growing too.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Tea bag. The old guys here know what I’m talking about.

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    dadlivonia  over 2 years ago

    maybe cliff diving

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Does Rod even have ears?

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    blakerl  over 2 years ago

    I don’t think any of that is true!!!

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    flagmichael  over 2 years ago

    My jowls have continued to grow. Nose and ears… not so much.

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    jango  over 2 years ago

    “Hope i die before i get old…”

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    Why does one need a doctor’s approval to smoke? I’d imagine most people just do it.

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    stamps  over 2 years ago

    When was the last time you saw a doctor with one of those reflectors on his forehead?

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    We’re also supposed to sleep less as we get older; not true for me!!!

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    Ron Wm. Hurlbut  over 2 years ago

    Has anyone ever seen Sir Rodney’s ears?

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    cactusbob333  over 2 years ago

    They have to get larger so you can grow more hair in them. Then let it all hang out.

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    edeloriea14  over 2 years ago

    Doctor: Forget it, Rodney! I treat people to get them to not smoke.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Never occurred to me until I won a “longest ears” contest I didn’t enter.

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