Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 15, 2022

“Make it so.”

You fool! The King doesn’t go away…he sends people away

I see a dark and dank future for you !

Smuggle Fink into Texas, who will then send Fink to Florida; and if Fink is lucky, he’ll be sent to Martha’s Vineyard.

We need to do this for every elected politician, like ticks the longer they allowed to feast the fatter they become

A Wishful Thinking Box?

You may need to use that present for yourself!

Sure. Sounds as legit as some of the Go Fund Me sites that pop up after everything.

“It’s good to be king” yip yip yip yip yip

Gotta try that in the office for a couple of people.

If dreams were wishes …

That dirty rat fink! He’ll do anything to increase his coffers….

I’m convinced that the King is really Dan Snyder. Everyone wants him gone, but he never will be.

Will this work in America?

If he thinks giving he king money will tempt him into going away, he’s way off base. If anything, the fink will decide the peasants have too much money lying around and he’ll decide a tax is in order.

The King is using this trick to collect Halloween taxes.

And not Lard A** 45?

How far depends on how much we collect.