Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 17, 2022

Those are some deep thoughts Rodney. And, it’s the former.

Should she be wearing green for this?

Rod, consider the number of times your nose may have saved your life by obscuring the whites of your eyes.

Both.

honestly, both.

If Rod’s head fit his nose, it would be the size of a weather balloon.

I think that the woman is paranoid.

That upper lip seems to be out of proportion, too.

Yes.

Reminds me of my ex. Run Rodney, run!………..

Better? Or worse?

It’s not your head that’s too small, it’s what’s inside it.

What other woman would have him?

She should know better. He’s thinking of himself.

Don’t worry honey, he’s thinking of his next encounter with that she beast with 6" fangs and fire for breath.

Interesting upper lip curvature there. . .

A little bit of both there Romeo. Now, ignore all that and kiss the girl that likes them both. Dolt!

Assumptions…a lot of the time not a really good idea.

yes

Looks aren’t everything Rodney, and the Princess is way off in her thoughts…lol

It’s the combo plate.

This reminds me of that meme that goes, “Her: He’s probably thinking about other women.”

“Him: How did Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady both lose to terrible teams yesterday?”

No, it’s that what they say about a big nose correlating with something else isn’t true.

Quantum physics might hold the answer. It’s snot something you should worry about.

Not necessarily. Most times us guys think about how to win the next yugioh tournament or why Roman put to death Jesus the only man who could turn water into wine

Rodney! She likes you, despite your big nose. Don’t blow this, it’s a good thing.

“Do you kiss your mom with those lips? I mean, how do you do that with that nose and those lips?”

Men certainly don’t think like a woman, which is good for women.

At least it keeps HER interested in him.

Not to mention that upper lip.

What ever yo do Rodney, Don’t blow it with the Princess

That is a typical male thought…women just think we are thinking of other women, when in reality, we are thinking of stupid stuff.

Yes.