Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 09, 2023

As long as you can still get your pizza it doesn’t matter.

Newest word in culinary warfare: MLPS! Multiple Launch Pizza System!

I like the “fatwang”!

Hi hi my my please buy me a pizza pie.

You must be very careful where you order from and about your tip these days. You never know what might be thrown or catapulted back at you.

Frisbee flavour……

I was guessing the ice cream wagon but Alfredo’s Pizza will do.

I suppose being able to get pizza delivery is worth the risk of having a free catapult hanging around outside your moat.

Alfreoo’s pizza 1040 S Washington Ave, Scranton, PA 18505 We Deliver.

Funny. I sort of did the same during the pandemic. “Meatloaf, incoming!!”

One cold snowy evening, I was on my way home with two pepperonis. A guy (on his phone) ran a red light and smacked me hard. My vehicle and the pizzas were totaled.I was OK thanks to seat belt. We ate both anyway (after reassembly).

Hey Fink! Alfredo needs defending. Or maybe he serves anchovies to the Huns.

Anything for pizza……

For a cheap change tip like that, Rodney. really won’t like the next thing Alfredo sends up from the catapult. Ew, David.

Stuck? I think that’s deliberate. Keep everyone locked in.

I like the little details of the arrow.

Hopefully no anchovies

Got an extra pizza, there? I want to see it flung again!

What, no tidbits for the moat monsters?

Is that Fat Wang or Fa Twang?

I prefer Al Fresco’s pizza. He always thinks outside the box.

Pizza is the mother of necessity…

Extra garlic

Hmmm… If the gate is stuck, how did they manage to get a catapult aimed at the castle? Maybe it was leftover by the Huns from the last battle.

What a strange person