Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 28, 2023

I have a relative who complained that while she was going along the Florida Keys… she saw a sign along the road (out in the water). It read…

Los Angeles City Limits.

oh but you did for years ago already

That certainly will go over well with the owners, buckle up Fink

Rights of eminent domain.

“I certainly hope you did not expect me to steal something ugly.”

Because you guys are Id-iots?

The Fink thinks like Putin. But if he gets Ukraine, it won’t be beautiful any more.

There’s no "flag"rant violation as far as the Fink is concerned!

Do you have a flag? —Eddie Izzard

Imperialist dog! er, Fink!

Easier than homesteading.

Russia did that

I Rodney Big Nose hereby declare this country, as far as the eye can see is under the dominion of the Kingdom of Id.

Thus began colonialism.

Wait… did Rodney just… mark his territory?

What is he? A tall Putin!?

Isn’t that how England, Spain and France got to “own” most of North and Central America?

Worked in the Americas. Unfortunately.

Finder keepers?

The European colonizers have arrived. You are now part of our empire!