Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 27, 2023

At 73 I started loving garlic…can’t get enough now

Also in Italy there are a lot of churches and priests.

I vant to be Zabaione.

That’s funny!

Pore thang.

And his name is Casano-nova……

But what about the Vampiric allergy to garlic?!

I though Vampires just spread the rumour they were afraid of garlic so it masked the smells of the peasants homes

It’s actually death that can be hard

So instead of the tuxedo and cape, he decided to go with some Italian clothing?

Awww….

Remember the days when saying someone or something sucked in school would get you a three day suspension? You don’t? Well… The❤️Count can’t say The❤️Count is surprised. And The❤️Count does not think we are any the better for it. And Get off The❤️Count’s Lawn.

Is there a genetically modified version of garlic that won’t be harmful to vampires?

VAMPIRES ARE CREATURES OF DISEASE.GARLIC IS A NATURAL ANTIBOTIC, THAT WILL DESTROY HIM!

That’s rough. Garlic bread is so good.

There’s also lasagna…

I feel sorry for him. So long as your not allergic, garlic is great on and in so many things. Slightly different was my aunts allergy. She was allergic to the seeds of strawberries. No one has found a way yet to de-seed those things.

I got bitten by a lone star tick and subsequently developed a red meat allergy. Of course I only found out that I was allergic when being hauled off in an ambulance in anaphylactic shock. Funny thing was that I knew what caused the problem since I had just read a science fiction story about some radical vegans who were attempting to cause the same reaction with mosquito bites.

Hey! It’s the “My Dad Is Dracula” guy!

Maybe a blood transfusion would help……quickly!!!!!!

LOLOL – Aww, poor Italian Vampire :-(

It sux not being able to eat garlic

Love it!

Not all Italians are big fans of garlic, especially in large amounts. I sometimes see YouTube cooking videos with a young couple. She’s from Italy, but doesn’t really like it much. Often she puts a peeled clove in olive oil and cooks it for a short time, then throws the garlic out. That’s all there is for the whole dish.

Ironic for a vampire to say “you all suck!” Which is pretty much what vampires make their living doing.