Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 31, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 4 months ago

    I had salt water fish, I purchased a new fish and put into a tank…NASTY aggressive dude! I had to borrow a trap to catch it and I donated it back to the store

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    Scorpio Premium Member 4 months ago

    What also matters is how you are watching them.

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    LeslieBark  4 months ago

    My mom’s assisted living place has a big tank of gold and assorted fish. I stop by them every week and say “Hi, Fishies!” and they come up to the glass and we make faces at each other. They’re cute … but boring. For real blood pressure lowering, I watch “Too Cute” (Discovery Family, 1-2 PM daily), which follows litters of puppies and kittens from birth to adoption. That’s so relaxing that, in spite of my best efforts to not miss a moment of that cuteness, I generally fall asleep while watching.

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    Its just me  4 months ago

    Meditate, it’s cheaper and less cruel.

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member 4 months ago

    … and raises the heart rate.

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    Gent  4 months ago

    Sometimes you is eat fish. Sometimes fish is eat you.

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    MayCauseBurns  4 months ago

    He just wants you to be his chum.

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    figuratively speaking  4 months ago

    I’d say he “read” that watching fish lowers blood pressure. He “learned” that’s not always the case.

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    Mediatech  4 months ago

    Bleeding will do that.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    If only he could just watch them.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 4 months ago

    What lowers blood pressure is catching fish, not watching them.

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    Just_Karl  4 months ago

    You’re gonna need a bigger…well you’re going to need a boat.

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    dbrucepm  4 months ago

    get an aquarium with some guppies and tetras, much more relaxing and safer

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    Malph  4 months ago

    Where’s that Sushi spell?

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    flemmingo  4 months ago

    “Feats Don’t Fail Me Now.”

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    robcarroll1213  4 months ago

    In his case, it’ll lower his weight as well!

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    wirepunchr  4 months ago

    I see the Wiz is walking on water.

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    rockyridge1977  4 months ago

    Run Wizard Run!!!!!!

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    preacherman Premium Member 4 months ago

    Well, the running for your very life will do that.

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    Michael Helwig  4 months ago

    Is the wizard walking on water?

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    Just-me  4 months ago

    “Feets don’t fail me now!”

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    Vandy  4 months ago

    The corollary to the saying, “All bleeding stops.”

    After your encounter with the shark, your blood pressure goes to zero.

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    Snuffles [Previously Helikitty]   4 months ago

    That shark is way to big to be in water that shallow, especially at that angle.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  4 months ago

    The less blood you have, the lower your blood pressure. I lost so much after a surgery, mine was 74/44. I nearly died, in the surgeon’s office.

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  4 months ago

    “….and greatly improves his stride.”

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    markkahler52  4 months ago

    Stop teasing Sherman, Wiz!

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    That would raise my blood pressure immensely. Yikes.

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    Nuclear Nemesis  4 months ago

    Should have brought along Henry and they could have had a fish fry.

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    jpozenel  4 months ago

    Bloodletting will definitely lower your blood pressure.

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    Ron Bauerle  4 months ago

    What does lower blood pressure have to do with walking on water??

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