Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 20, 2024

Try to treat each other the way you wish they treated you.

Or whatever was in or on that needle

Or he’s going to spend the next 6 hours counting unicorns.

Just pretending it was tetanus.

Hope he doesn’t suffer any brain damage.

Why doesn’t the Wiz magic the trash away. Then everyone on the beach would benefit. Although I’d like to find a way to punish the people who left it there.

It’s also for hepatitis.

How did the syringe get pulled through the towel without even disturbing the towel?

If I got jabbed by a used needle,, a tetnaus booster would NOT be my first, and major worry.I used to think about the “sterile conditions”, and IF the needle that the nurse was using to take a blood sample was NEW and Unused, when I was working in Khazackstan, China, and some ot the other 4th world s**thole countries that I was in.

A friend of mine told me about the hospital at the BP/Amoco facility in Ras Shukier, Egypt, when he was there in the mid 1980’s. I never had the opportunity to have need of the hospital when I was there in the late 1990’s, early 2000’s.

What’s the point of having a needle disposal box?

French beaches are immaculate…

Me is never knews there tetanus booster in ancient times.

He could’ve cleared the beach with magic. Why sit first?

Will not be able to donate blood!!!!

And has AIDS

Should have used PrEP before going to a New Jersey beach.

Well, ain’t that a beach!

People who leave their trash at the beach are more trashy than the trash they’re leaving.

It’s terrible to find this crap on our beaches. These freighters dump their trash in our oceans but it eventually washes up on shore. Rather than pay for disposal, they dump.

Got poked picking one some up, now I have a year HIV/AIDS test cycle

Wiz you are now in serious trouble. Best head to the nearest ER ASAP, take the needle with you.

Dirty needle. Not good.

Well.., THAT’s horrifying! The stuff of nightmares…

Who knew that the Kingdom of Id was in the US?

I’d be more worried about HIV.

Must be New Jersey

Looks like an old joke-. . . . .

Hope it’s not a half-full hypodermic, the used portion a fatal dose of fentanyl-laced heroin.

Don’t think that for a tetanus shot Rodney.

Note to humanity: the world is not your personal garbage dump.

Cheers to those who participate in annual beach cleanups.

It must have been under the blanket so how come, with the blanket still flat, the needle and syringe are in his backside?