Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 20, 2025

Left out the ability to tell when he’s full, though.

Labs are pretty cool too!

But will he retrieve gold?

………. aaaaaand the crowd goes wild with a collective “AAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!”"

Does he smell like Golden, Colorado beer?

You left out Labradors. Our late, lamented Black Lab was so sweet. She taught me to not be afraid of dogs. I now pet pit bulls.

My neighbour kept Goldens. Warning sign on her gate read: Beware: My dog can lick anybody!

Great choice. Even better is the Goldendoodle.

The Wizard has used his magic for good before. He seems to be getting softer in his old age.

Today’s comic sponsored by the Golden Retriever Club of America.

Who’s the good boy? You’re the good boy.

Just goes to show that they are different levels of Evil !

He’s lucky he didn’t give him a Golden Shower. Or not if you’re so inclined. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Errr… maybe… no.

“Happiness is a warm puppy” -Lucy Van Pelt

Good dog. Of course, there are many other good breeds, but Goldies are good dogs.

Of course, like all things, watch out for puppy mill or bad breeders in general.

Among plays there is Shakespeare, and then there is everything else. Among the Shakespeare plays there is Hamlet, and then there is everything else.

Among animals there are dogs, and then there is everything else. Among dogs there are Golden Retrievers, and then there is everything else. (Among Golden Retrivers there is Tabasco, and then there is everything else. Tabasco is the bestest buddy.)

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Thank you, Wiz!!

Yay Wiz, way to go!

To retrieve the Spook?

I thought he already had a dog?

He could be buddies with Henry!

My Golden was the best dog ever. She was my best friend.