WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for April 21, 2021

You could always trim the nose and ear hairs that grow out with age. Or how about a shave? Or a waxing of the head?

He can comb over when ever he feels like it.

Bushy, Bushy Bon Eyebrows?

Just take his money….

I remember having this same conversation with my barber. The weird part is, I was cutting my own hair at the time. Even weirder, my name is not Paul.

Reminds me of a Don Martin cartoon. Panel one: The customer plops down in the barber chair, he has full afro-like hair. The barber remarks that the customer has amazing hair. Panel two: The barber lifts up the pile of this good hair and snips off its single strand while observing that, “It’s the fastest growing one he’s ever seen.” (Cue drum flam here.)

It’s where everyone hangs out!

Pre COVID… we came for the magazines and slipped you a 20 for a stale joke

I don’t see any other customers in the shop. The barber could branch out and specialize in combovers and a spray tan service.

charging full price for snipping the scissors once..

Fewer hairs than Homer Simpson.

Technically, it is still a hair cut. Single though it may be.

Denial. Just like I tell myself the sadistic stylist is using a ‘mirror’ which is just a disparaging photo of the back of a head with a bald spot. Noooooo!

Paul, just do what I do. If you can’t grow it on your head anymore, grow it on your face.

You could turn the picture upside down and his head would still look like a face…