WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for December 22, 2024

You are thick and rich.

Show him the Money!

“Your motivation? The mustard is already on there and you are trying to catchup.”

I only have a small boat, but I’,m trying to ketch up to a yacht.

Show him what happens to ketchup packets. They’re ripped open, sometimes with teeth, squeezed, and then thrown in the garbage. There is your motivation!

Cut to actor waiting for his check to come in. Queue Carly Simon singing “Anticipation”

actor’s need motivation, i’m not an actor, but i play one on television

“it makes no sense, how can there be a burger but not fries?”

Not funny at all. Wumo sometimes misses the mark completely.

I had an employer who believed that the fact that you have a job is the only motivation you need to do that job.

The same motivation all ketchup has.

He’s really talented, he has 57 different personalities

“I don’t need this gig, I went to Julliard for God’s sake!”

“Forget it. Let’s call the whole thing off.”