Today is my 57th birthday. Two nights ago, I was watching a 2003 episode of “Last Of The Summer Wine” which was called “The Secret Birthday of Norman Clegg”. Clegg was embarrassed at all the fuss that people make over birthdays nowadays so he and Truly were trying to keep Clegg’s birthday secret and celebrate it privately.
Two memorable lines from Clegg were “I remember when birthdays only came once a year. Nowadays, it seems like they come every six weeks,” and “I won’t tell you how old I am but I can’t remember what it was like before I had a bus pass.”
seanfear 9 months ago
keep on going, please. I’m trying to learn as well (and do it for others, when I need to).
ronaldspence 9 months ago
Andy is the original “alligator arms” patron!
enigmamz 9 months ago
He just wanted to see his Napoleon impression!
The Duke 9 months ago
Maybe he left his wallet in his other jacket.
snsurone76 9 months ago
Shabbat shalom to my fellow Jewish posters.
Eldo, I hope you can come back from (voluntary? involuntary?) exile soon.
blunebottle 9 months ago
Oh…I thought he was teaching Andy a Masonic sign.
Izzy Moreno 9 months ago
Everyone will think it’s funny in just a bit, Ted.
j_m_kuehl 9 months ago
Magic Trick
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 9 months ago
Ted wound up in Hospital wondering what went wrong….
Cornelius Noodleman 9 months ago
Why take it out, there’s nothing in it but dust.
Imagine 9 months ago
Looks more like a good way to start a scrap with Andy.
stillfickled Premium Member 9 months ago
I bet he doesn’t even have a wallet.
win.45mag 9 months ago
Who keeps their wallet in a jacket pocket? Better yet, who wears a sport jacket anymore?
Botulism Bob 9 months ago
With Andy it’s wallet in and fist out.
Calvinist1966 9 months ago
Today is my 57th birthday. Two nights ago, I was watching a 2003 episode of “Last Of The Summer Wine” which was called “The Secret Birthday of Norman Clegg”. Clegg was embarrassed at all the fuss that people make over birthdays nowadays so he and Truly were trying to keep Clegg’s birthday secret and celebrate it privately.
Two memorable lines from Clegg were “I remember when birthdays only came once a year. Nowadays, it seems like they come every six weeks,” and “I won’t tell you how old I am but I can’t remember what it was like before I had a bus pass.”
mckeonfuneralhomebx 9 months ago
It would have been more funny if he was dressed like the artful dodger.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 9 months ago
Brawling time.. ding-ding…
ladykat 9 months ago
Andy will never do it unless he has a big win at the track.
Paul D Premium Member 9 months ago
There’s a big gap between “Know How” and “Want To”.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member 9 months ago
The last time Andy opened his wallet you could hear King George VI gasping for air!
MuddyUSA Premium Member 9 months ago
Andy hasn’t taken out his wallet in years……….and years!
Linguist 9 months ago
Andy’s known for having very deep pockets ( and short arms!)
Linguist 9 months ago
As me ole Granny would say, “Andy’s as tight as the third coat of paint on the wall!”
She’d also have said that he was so tight he was constipated. He hated to part with anything!
cuzinron47 9 months ago
Ted’s about to realize Andy has no sense of humor.
hk Premium Member 9 months ago
If you quit buying for him, maybe this idiot will quit showing up.
BenGMan 9 months ago
Say goodbye to some off your teeth mate.
teachteed23 9 months ago
Wallet? What wallet? Andy has a wallet? Who knew?
djtenltd 9 months ago
@Calvinist1966- Happy Big One! In January I’ll be 65 but I do not look like it!
Buckeye67 9 months ago
Andy knows exactly what he is, he just doesn’t like anyone bringing it to his attention.
T... 9 months ago
Funny place to keep a wallet, these Brits are a strange lot…
markkahler52 9 months ago
O Ted! Ted…Ted…Ted?!
tad1 9 months ago
In the third panel, Ted gets thrown through the pub window.
EXCALABUR 9 months ago
You would not find anything it anyway